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Joke of the Day

"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."

"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."

"I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking but it said the username is invalid."

"My favorite machine in the gym is the water fountain."

"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"

"Being old is like being in prison... It hurts to bend over."

"I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared."

"I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks."

"Two peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted."

"Study: 'Masturbation helps cure the common cold' Hope so, I've got no tissues left."