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Joke of the Day

"Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler"

"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"*gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised."

"If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI."

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? No? Be careful, there's a small medium at large."

"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."

"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."

"What is the best part of a Jonestown joke? The punchline"

"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"

"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."