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Joke of the Day

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."

"My computer has been running slow lately... I tried restoring the computer and still no luck. I finally decided to paint the computer black and it ran so much faster."

"I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays. ""Mostly just piano,"" he replied, ""but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."""

"Why do they call it ""Jew-ish""? Are they not Jew enough?"

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share."

"This joke contains no nudity, no sexual acts, no alkohol drinking, no cheating, violence, bad language or anything provocative. It's so safe, its a joke."

"This Halloween, I put a potato in my pants and ordered people around. I was a dictator."

"I've never used the dust pan I once bought... It's been collecting dust in the closet for years."

"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."