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Joke of the Day
"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"
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"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."
"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."
"Why'd they call the egg a pimp? Because he got ova easy."
"What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin."
"Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking. Instead of saying ""Cancer"" on boxes replace it with the word ""Acne""."
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"
"OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says ""Stop Time"". Should I press it??"
"Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning? Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese?"