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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning? Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese?"

"Why is Ashley Maddison the best hook up site on the Internet? Because everyone got fucked."

"I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts."

"My favorite short joke. How much cum does a queer have? ... A buttload. I always found this humorous because a lot of people use 'shit load' or 'fuck ton' as units of measure."

"The thing about boats... If we don't bow, everyone gets stern."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people."

"What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it? A casket"

"I became a vegetarian 4 months ago.. .. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey"

"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"

"Hilary and Trump are on a sinking boat. Who is saved? America"