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Joke of the Day
"There was a shooting at the Apple store last night. There were no iWitnesses."
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"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."
"[at Doctor's office] ""When's the last time you had sex?"" Last night. ""With a male or female?"" Oh...with another person?"
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations."
"Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too."
"No one realizes when someone says, ""The last thing I wanna do is hurt you,"" that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it."
"Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt."
"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"
"Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic."