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"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"

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"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*"
"Ellin Pao is a perfect redditor... A predditor, if you will"
"Wife: Silent Me: What's wrong? Wife: Nothing Me: Grabs shield and sword"
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"Q: How did the pig get to the hospital? A: In a hambulance."
"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."
"Why are womens feet shorter than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink."
"Damn girl, are you a Unix based printer? Because my lp0 is on fire!"
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