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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
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"Finally getting around to shaving my legs, blow drying them kept taking to long."
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!! 1): Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2): Die"
"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."
"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"
"What is the similarity between women and square roots? If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head."
"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
"ME: *eating fast food* VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff? ME: Yeah VG: That stuff is gonna kill you ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough"
"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."