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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
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"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."
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"I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around."
"How do you describe eating just the right amount? Nom Nom Nominal"
"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."
"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."
"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."
"My favorite Jobs: 1. Blow 2. Steve"
"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."