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Joke of the Day
"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
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"Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!"
"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."
"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""
"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."
"I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ... but then he got double crossed."
"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby like pudding his dick where it didn't belong."
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing."
"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"
"I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!"