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Joke of the Day
"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."
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"You are one well-defined function!"
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch."
"I once stole a simile I made out like a bandit"
"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."
"Turned out the lights I started walking down the stairs, and I flipped the light switch to off. It wasn't a bright idea. I'll see myself out."
"Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot."
"I have some things I need to get off my chest. I've been letting things pile up on it, and I'm pretty sure I left my checkbook in that chest. Hay-ooooooooooo!!!"
"whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"