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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!"
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"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."
"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"
"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""
"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long if you're fat."
"Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one with the sticker that says, ""Idaho""."
"Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them? They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes."