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Joke of the Day

"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""

"At first I didn't like my beard.. But now it's starting to grow on me."

"Doormats are a gateway rug."

"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."

"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""

"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"

"When women say ""It's not what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts"", we all know they are talking about a Man's wallets."

"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."

"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."

"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."