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Joke of the Day
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing."
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"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"I'm tired of people complaining about trumps policies... so I decided to detail them out here"
"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."
"I Just Started My New Job Performing Circumcisions... The base pay sucks, but luckily I get lots of tips."
"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"
"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"
"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"
"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"
"Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about"