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Joke of the Day

"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby like pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."

"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."

"What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong"

"NSFW Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed? Hubby: Yes I love that trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"

"When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question."

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""

"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."