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Joke of the Day
"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"
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"A man goes to the library... and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. Its not like I have 2020 vision. Sad part is this joke is only good for another hour."
"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."
"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""
"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"
"Three men walk into a bar... You'd have thought the third one would have seen it."
"TIL There is a man who is afraid of negative numbers He would stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too"
"Maybe, if I sit very still, this nice family at Olive Garden won't notice that I'm sitting at their table eating their bread sticks."