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Joke of the Day

"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"

"Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite."

"If a candidate takes Virginia.. it will make his caucus hard."

"I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. Because its a no contact sport."

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."

"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"

"Did you know that all Bicyclists are colorblind? Cause they can't tell Green from Red!"

"What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer? an heir conditioner."

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."