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Joke of the Day

"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"What did the Korean girl say about anal? Don't go in my thongoh"

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."

"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a bird would look like if it was a demon?"

"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."

"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."