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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."
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"Me and my recliner... We go way back."
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"[God creating pufferfish] How about a terrifying balloon"
"Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask."
"What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds."
"""It's so funny running into you like this."" -Guy who just crashed his car into yours in a hilarious way"