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Joke of the Day

"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."

"How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath."

"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."

"A redditor walks into a bar... ""All of our servers are busy right now. Try again later."""

"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."

"I say ""parched"" so everyone knows I'm thirsty AND an asshole."

"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"

"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"

"Unlike a Caterpillar, a whale won't turn into a beautiful butterfly."

"Why is a good hooker like a skilled carpenter? No wood gets wasted."