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Joke of the Day

"[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a bird would look like if it was a demon?"

"I have to hand it to Trump He's the only man to win an argument with a women"

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."

"What is the most heinous, disgusting, perverse, NSFW joke that you know?"

"Amazing Farmer I met an amazing farmer today, he was out standing in his field.."

"My son just hugged me. Him: You smell good. Me: Like what? Him: *sniffs* You smell like love. Me: *heart melts* Lets go to Toys R Us."

"If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing"

"Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit? All the pairs of floating eyes"

"What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk."

"I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside."