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Joke of the Day

"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."

"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meow-tain."

"My wife got naked and asked me to ""show her a good time"" so I showed her photos of me and my friends before we got married."

"What did one ball say to the other? Who's the dick in the middle?"

"Did you hear about the new sprinklers from Australia? They're Aussielating."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass"

"Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti"

"What happened to the two ants who got into a fight on a toilet seat? They got pissed off."

"how to get Rich Stab the motherfucker."