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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli."

"What do Mexican Zombies eat? Re-fried brains."

"Why do they call it a Wonderbra? Because you take it off and wonder where their tits went."

"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"

"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward they would land in the boat!"

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."

"Argario make me like a pornstar... First I'm say I'm going to eat all the balls. Then I scream THAT'S THE LARGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"