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Joke of the Day

"Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die"

"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"

"Two gay men were having a few drinks One said ""Bottoms up!"" The other got topsy."

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"

"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"

"There are three flies in the kitchen. Which one is the cowboy? It's the one on the range."

"My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present. So far she's getting a McChicken."

"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep repaired..."

"Are you a guitar? Because I want to wrap my hands around your neck."