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Joke of the Day

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"

"What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral? She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish"

"Why was the smurf's hat blue? Cus it was sad."

"Left home on Friday night, got bck home on Monday night. Grandma: U kids dnt knw hw 2 party, wen I ws ur age, I'd come back after a month"

"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"

"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."

"Why was 11 afraid of 12? Because 12 13 14!!!!! GET IT?!?!??! source: some comment on reddit I read like 6 months ago"

"Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!"

"I just saw an Asian chick with big boobs and a booty. I took a pic so if any of you have Mythbuster's email hit me up."