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Joke of the Day

"Insanity? Psychiatric patient attends his appointment with no clothes on, the guy is wrapped in clear plastic. As he enters the psychiatrists office the psychiatrist comments,, "" I can see your nuts"""

"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"

"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode"

"Why don't snakes have balls? Because hardly any of them know how to dance."

"You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll."

"When my girlfriend dumped me I spent 8 hours making a replica of her house and her on Sims, then burning it down. Easiest way to move on."

"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."

"Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure. ^^^sorry."

"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."

"If Trump wins the presidency, you know who's gonna be the most excited about buildin' a Southern border fence? Canada."