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Joke of the Day
"what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!"
Next Joke
"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"
"Did you hear about the Amish woman who got arrested? She was doing 2 Mennonite a night"
"The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xD"
"I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window..."
"Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry."
"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."
"What is a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini"
"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"
"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."