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Joke of the Day
"I can't argue with your love for bananas They have a peel..."
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"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."
"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"
"The last Hillary Clinton email joke... [defeated]"
"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"
"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Having two legs"
"The other day I was trying to make a noise with two of my fingers and my thumb, and no matter how much I practiced nothing seemed to work... Then it clicked"
"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."