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Joke of the Day
"Which real-life dictator was the most fun? Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!"
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"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"*in an interview* Me: Tell me a time when you really struggled in your previous job. Applicant: 5-7PM po. Me: Applicant: 8PM. Me:"
"The first thing I do when someone introduces themselves to me is forget what their name is."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"
"*Leonardo Dicapreo goes up to accept oscar* *pulls out speech* *blows dust off of it* Yes I'd like to thank the directors of titanic for th-"
"I hated my job at medieval times because I always got stuck working on the knight shift"
"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"