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Joke of the Day

"Danger is my middle name. Avoid is my first, and Completely is my last. Nice to meet you."

"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."

"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"

"The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them."

"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"

"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."