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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the clam share his ipod? He was shellfish."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 20 years I didn't want to interrupt her."

"What do you call nuts on the wall? : walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? : chestnuts . What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"What caused The Black Death? The police."

"I'm in Detroit with $80 in my wallet. Trying to decide if I should treat myself to a nice dinner or buy a house."

"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."

"Why is 6 scared of 7 Numbers are a conseptional idea thought by humans and as such they are not able to produce emotions and/or think."

"What kind of fish has two knees? A tunee fish."

"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"

"Tell me your best ""When is a --- not a ---?"" joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door? > When it's ajar! When are eyes not eyes? > When the wind makes them water!"