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Joke of the Day

"The developmental psychologists got back to us about our son. They said he's smart on paper... Unfortunately he can't read"

"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"

"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window? The restraining order"

"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."

"so true how do you blind a chinamen?-put a windshield in front of him"

"The first rule of flight club is.. ..turn the airplane on. & you should probably learn how to read."

"Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth. Fang queue."

"Spice up your Facebook timeline when someone's status turns to ""It's complicated"" by posting ""thanks for last night"" underneath it."