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Joke of the Day
"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."
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"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."
"This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped"
"I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass."
"So I was at Ikea the other day and bought a hot dog. The weird thing is, I had to put it together myself. And when I was finished, there were all these parts left over."
"Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them... So she's basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands."
"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"
"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."
"What does a baby computer calls his father? Data."
"I eat my pop tarts frozen like the vikings used to have them."