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Joke of the Day

"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."

"I read the following headline in the paper today: ""Woman Beats Off Attacker"""

"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"

"My wife and I rented Black Hawk Down last night. Or, as Brian Williams likes to call it, the Brian Williams Story."

"TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. Oops, wrong sub."

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time."

"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"

"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside."