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Joke of the Day
"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."
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"John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address It was a House fly."
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"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"
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"Hamburger My Chinese girlfriend came up with this, please don't groan. Where do you go to get a burger on the internet? McDownloads!"