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Joke of the Day

"so true how do you blind a chinamen?-put a windshield in front of him"

"I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet."

"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."

"Weed. Nature's way of saying high"

"I think it's nice that the vowels sometimes let ""Y"" into their crew."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"

"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."

"[My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooooo"

"What did she say while cleaning herself after sex? Well, that's a load off my shoulder"

"Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 yr old triathlete. In my storage shed."