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Joke of the Day

"What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window? The restraining order"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"

"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"The hour I lose from daylight savings time will now be multiplied by 6 as I try to change the time on the clock in my car."

"My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her. It's a shame our relationship didn't work out."

"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."

"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."