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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of flight club is.. ..turn the airplane on. & you should probably learn how to read."

"All the jokes on this subreddit... are fresh and original!"

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. ( ) (v)"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde slutty coffee with low self esteem."

"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."

"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"

"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"

"If Skittles were made from actual fruit, I'd be considered a much better parent."

"Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door"

"Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..""How do you drive this thing?"""