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Joke of the Day

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"

"How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."

"I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head."

"What did Tennesee?? What Arkansas.."

"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"

"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"

"What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vender ? Make me one with everything"

"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"