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"I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright, saturated and in multiples."
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"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
"They are starting to print new Euro notes... ...on grease proof paper."
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !"
"Relationship status: Negotiating with the dog to lease space in his flat."
"What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? Kurt and Rod."
"I'm a responsible adult Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad and had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was wine"
"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."
"It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver's seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand."