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Joke of the Day

"I'm a responsible adult Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad and had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was wine"

"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub."

"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."

"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"

"What do American beer and a canoe have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people.. ..but none of them work. :3"

"How high are you? Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?"

"If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech."