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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? Kurt and Rod."

"What do you call a black guy who fly's a plane for a living? A PILOT you fucking racist!"

"I know Madonna, on a first name basis."

"Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don't know."

"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro Sink-O"

"If these celebrity stints in rehab were any shorter, they'd be drive-thrus."

"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"

"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."