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Joke of the Day

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"

"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"

"Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code."

"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"

"Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer."

"I hate people who... I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."

"Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers"

"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."

"[New take on old classic] A priest, a lawyer, a saxophonist, a doctor, a telemarketer and a rabbi walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"""

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"