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Joke of the Day
"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."
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"What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared."
"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
"My professor's name is Andy Nusbaum. His email is anusbaum@[university].edu"
"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss"
"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."
"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick up a butt."
"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."