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Joke of the Day
"Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !"
Next Joke
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
"Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: ""Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"""
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A Private Tutor."
"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""
"How do two gays propose? They both get on all fours and present the ring!"
"Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut."
"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"
"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"