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Joke of the Day
"Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"
"I am a 60 year old stuck in an 8 year old body . I want to break free . I should've used more lube."
"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."
"I bet Abraham Lincoln would rather go watch another play than watch this debate."
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney"
"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car."
"The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial."
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age"