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Joke of the Day

"My internet is so slow... Loading..."

"Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed."

"Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool."

"*2 pieces of bread being held hostage* bread 1: any way you slice it we're toast bread 2: we're dead wheat me: did my breakfast just talk"

"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."

"I ran into a fat guy on the way to work Luckily I bounced back"

"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."

"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""