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Joke of the Day

"Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool."

"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"

"You say tomato, I say that's a weird thing to say for no reason. We were just sitting here quietly, and you're all ""tomato."" You can leave."

"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."

"Why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed."

"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""

"What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant? Pilot error."

"Yoga pants and Walmart My nephew told me all women have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."

"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware."

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."