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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed."

"Lot's Wife We've all heard the story. No one can blame her if she felt any resentment. Some say, after all these years, she's still pretty salty about it."

"I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years."

"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"

"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."

"This is your captain speaking... AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."

"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"

"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."