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"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""
"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in there first."
"What does the educated owl say? Whom"
"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."
"The reason Patrick is always clueless Is because he lives under a rock."
"If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people."
"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""
"The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."