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Joke of the Day

"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"

"I hosted an Orgy at a camp ground the other day... It was fucking in-tents"

"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."

"Heart of a lion My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."

"What doesn't kill you......seriously disappoints me!"

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"My 4 year told me my tummy looks soft and squishy today, so I put her barbies on the highest shelf on the house."

"Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device."

"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"

"Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !"