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Joke of the Day

"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"

"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."

"Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying ""I want to help Arsenal win trophies."" So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?"

"Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match. Me: When can you operate? *lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver."

"girl are u my neighbor's wifi? cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting"

"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."

"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"

"How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense? I'll post the punchline later."

"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"

"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap."