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Joke of the Day
"I ran into a fat guy on the way to work Luckily I bounced back"
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"What did Hitmonlee say to Hitmonchan when he said he said his jokes sucked? ""I'm sorry , I'm not very good at executing punchlines."""
"How did Harry Potter cross the road? Walking Jk rolling"
"Things I learnt from Avatar: - Kill Smurfs while they're still young."
"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."
"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"
"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."
"What do you call two men from Paraguay? Par a guays! "
"I'm a fighter not a lover I'd rather beat guys off than love them"
"What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzza"