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Joke of the Day
"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."
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"What do you call a smart person in America? A tourist."
"Facebook has made me hate birthdays more than funerals."
"The next person who says it's not the heat, it's the humidity will learn it's not my fist, it's the impact."
"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."
"When I was little, I didn't give a fuck about what to wear. My parents dressed me up. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it seems they didn't give a fuck either."
"Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."
"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."