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Joke of the Day
"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."
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"If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute."
"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"
"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."
"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"four years ago I asked out the woman of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me!!! She said no both times."
"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"
"I saw two guys having a fight on the train. So, being a bouncer, I dealt with the situation accordingly. I just stood there looking like a cunt."
"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"